OMG! I JUST WROTE A SUPER LONG POST AND IT WAS DELETED!!!
WTFFFFFFFF?!!
DAMN ANGRY I WANT TO SLEEP WITH NIGHTMARES NOW!!!
2 hours ago
Monday, 30 November 2009
Wednesday, 25 November 2009
Just because
someone wanted me to post smth on my blog. You know who you are :p
SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for items that she doesn't need.
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for items that she doesn't need.
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
Tuesday, 17 November 2009
Damn lucky can die!
I don't think I remembered the last time I was so happy I danced in the middle of the streets. Hahaha! I literally did a victory dance after i found out my posting results and an aunty saw me in amusement ask, "Wah girl! U very happy ah?" Prob the last event I ever got so lucky was passing my PP3 exemption exam where I got endless taunts from my other friends 
Hahahah! But everytime I get that lucky, I usually think its some kind of accumulated karma I have. Since you know, I've "donated" a Guess watch which I have never wore wtf!, 3 handphones, a bag full of pretty pretty clothes, 6 thumbdrives and dunno what more 
I guess it somehow contributed to my luck in getting my posting result. Hahaha. Or prob both my grandpas "up there" helped me 
Anyway, I haven't mention where I get yet right -.-" Lol. Drum rolls.... Ting ting! Selangor!!! I was already grinning like a cheshire cat! And when the hospital came out to be Universiti Hospital... Zomgwtfbbq! Damn near my house man! Told you I'm one lucky biatch!
Craps! I want to take back my last post dee. Later they find out I kutuk them how
Aiyaaaa... who ask them to that time tell us that we'll not get my posting until next year -.-" Bodoh! Now i have to resign from my pharmacy job pulak. The G always make the rakyat's life harder! 
Ok lah, dunno why damn emo when it comes to anti-ing the G. But I'm not aggressive until write article on Star or whatever lah, but just want to komplen aje. Heehee. U know what Malaysians do best right? NATO! No Action Talk Only! *shy*
Soooooo... I guess i better brace myself in facing UMMC now! Eeeeeekss! Takut giler babi! I'm now responsible for other people's life summore. Alamak. Aku, Goh Pui Yen yang tersangat blur... will be handling other's people's dosages??? Die laaaaa... I don't even trust myself wtf. Lol! Scaring people from coming to UMMC ady... Hahaha!
Guess I'll just have to do what I must... which is to grow up!!! *shy*
Hahahah! But everytime I get that lucky, I usually think its some kind of accumulated karma I have. Since you know, I've "donated" a Guess watch which I have never wore wtf!, 3 handphones, a bag full of pretty pretty clothes, 6 thumbdrives and dunno what more I guess it somehow contributed to my luck in getting my posting result. Hahaha. Or prob both my grandpas "up there" helped me Anyway, I haven't mention where I get yet right -.-" Lol. Drum rolls.... Ting ting! Selangor!!! I was already grinning like a cheshire cat! And when the hospital came out to be Universiti Hospital... Zomgwtfbbq! Damn near my house man! Told you I'm one lucky biatch!
Craps! I want to take back my last post dee. Later they find out I kutuk them how
Aiyaaaa... who ask them to that time tell us that we'll not get my posting until next year -.-" Bodoh! Now i have to resign from my pharmacy job pulak. The G always make the rakyat's life harder! Ok lah, dunno why damn emo when it comes to anti-ing the G. But I'm not aggressive until write article on Star or whatever lah, but just want to komplen aje. Heehee. U know what Malaysians do best right? NATO! No Action Talk Only! *shy*Soooooo... I guess i better brace myself in facing UMMC now! Eeeeeekss! Takut giler babi! I'm now responsible for other people's life summore. Alamak. Aku, Goh Pui Yen yang tersangat blur... will be handling other's people's dosages??? Die laaaaa... I don't even trust myself wtf. Lol! Scaring people from coming to UMMC ady... Hahaha!
Guess I'll just have to do what I must... which is to grow up!!! *shy*
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